Announcing the Creation Of the English-American PAC

AIPA-... EAPAC is not a foreign entity just a lobbying group based on friendship

I am a proud English American. My ancestors came to this land in the mid-1700s and have thrived in all the (except for Tecumseh Sherman burning everything down era) times since. My people are under tremendous stress and face untold hardships. They are being ethnically cleansed from their own lands, and even here, in the Americas we face hatred as the powers that be are firmly anti-WASP. There’s not a single Anglo or Protestant on the Supreme Court. The Irish, Jewish, and Blacks have displaced us. In my fatherland, our daughters are raped and our men are beaten. Migrant hordes stab us on subways and our occupied government arrests us if we dare notice it. A young woman defending herself faces more punishment than a Paki rapist. It is time someone stood up for our downtrodden people. We are from a small country the size of Alabama and are surrounded by enemies, we have a right to defend ourselves.

In my woes, I saw this tweet and like Archimedes in his bath I had it, ‘Eureka!’ The most successful political action committee in American history has promulgated Zionism and the ‘survival’ of the Jewish state. 98% of the candidates they support win. David Steiner bragged that he had so much influence that Israel got billions of dollars and was picking Bush’s cabinet members for him. With a few dollars put in the right pockets, we too can save the English people from extermination. There are nearly 50 million of us in America, if we each gave a dollar we can have all of Congress!

The English

We hereby define the English as those native to England before the year 1800. We are the product of Britons, Angles, Saxons, Normans, and Vikings. We are the people who wrote the Magna Carta. The same who fought the 100 Years War, the War of the Roses, and the Glorious Revolution. The stock who saved Europe from conquest three times. The very same land that produced the tales of Chaucer, Shakespeare, Dickens, Milton, and Byron. The enterprising spirit that propelled humanity into modernity through Newton, Fleming, Dalton, and Turing. The geniuses that defined Western civilization in Locke, Bacon, Hobbes, Mill, and Bentham. The men like Rhodes who created the world’s greatest Empire that the sun never sat on. The English are a clearly defined people, not belonging to the recent invaders. We view the stock of these men as sacred and believe their preservation is necessary to the world.

England

Our proud land was liberated by Alfred the Great in a world of darkness. It stretches from the frigid North Sea in the East to the treacherous Irish Sea in the West. Hadrian’s Wall marks the far North (though are brothers in Scotland and Wales should make SAPAC and WAPAC). The Channel, filled with dinghy boats, marks our South. For 1500 years England has existed in these clear boundaries. The lands that fall under St. George’s Cross must be protected. England for the English.

Purpose

We exist to protect the only English state in the world. No one else is looking out for the Englishman, especially not in England. Around the world, the English are decried as devils and left thankless for building much of the world’s infrastructure and its entire system of trade. Only 13% of the railways built by the Empire in Ghana are still operational in the 70 years since independence. Crime rates in India have skyrocketed since 1947. More Englishmen died defending India from Japan than Indians fighting the Germans yet we are harangued by misguided lectures from Hindoo nationalists.

The Englishman seized the world and propelled it forward. He saved countless lives with medicine, law, and trade. He ended the global slave trade on his own. He helped found the next empire in America. Today, after wars and economic failures he is downtrodden and faces genocide in his own land. Our calling is to preserve the indigenous homeland of the Englishman. The world is a big place; what trouble does it cause everyone else to carve out a small state for the 40 million Englishmen who lives there? A paltry .55% of the world’s population can have a state.

The Special Relationship

Our two nations have historic ties like no other. Birthed from Britain, America began to prosper. We fought side by side in the World Wars to the mountains of Afghanistan. We share a language. Some of our largest churches, Methodists and Anglicans to name two, come from England. Our founding fathers were of English stock. London is the most common destination for the American tourist. And even the inspiration for our foundational document, the living animus of this nation, hails from England, the Magna Carta. Our Congress even holds a replica of it proudly on display beneath its chambers. When us Anglo-Americans speak, America will listen.

Our Demands to Washington

Our PAC will lobby for specific and ambitious goals to preserve the English people.

1) The Installation of a pro-English government. This government must be led by the English, for the English, and speak English. They will replace the German line of royalty and reinvigorate the Anglican Church. America must invade if necessary.

2) The disarmament of England's enemies. Those who swear death upon our people must never have access to a nuclear weapon, even if in the UK’s government. They are not only a threat to the Englishman, but to all of Europe and the world.

3) The removal of all invaders from our land. There is no Two-State Solution. If we are outnumbered by enemies, they will destroy us. We seek to live in peace and prosper. They seek destruction and degeneration. We must remigrate all invaders back to their own lands and begin rebuilding.

4) Outlawing anti-Anglican discrimination. Those who seek to blaspheme our proud people and religion must not be tolerated. Campuses across the country must root out anti-Anglican professors and states must pass laws preventing discrimination. Propaganda against the Englishman from across the world must be stopped.

5) Promote our shared heritage. The English and American people must emphasize our shared beliefs, blood, and language. One day, we will echo this in Scotland, Wales, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, South Africa, and dare I say, even Ireland.

Our Plans and Future

I am not technologically gifted, but I have friends who are and we will soon have a kickass website taking infinite donations. Next, we will hire lobbyists to influence every Congressman in DC. Remember, we are a simple PAC, we are not advocating for anything other than our continued friendship (we’re not foreign agents, promise). We will recruit promising Englishmen from both sides of the channel to represent us. We will expand to Canada soon after. Eventually, we will ensure that the government, media, and corporations all support our continued existence and freedom. We will be taking money from Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, Donald Trump, and every other red blooded American and Englishmen. We will not rest until we’ve retaken Hong Kong and reinstalled the East India Company. Our restless work will save countless lives.

Shakespeare in Richard II (Act 2, Scene 1):

This royal throne of kings, this sceptered isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England